PARTY GOER PLUCKED TO SAFETY FROM RIVER BY TUG BOAT!!!!!!!!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station hs learned one of our loyal hip hop fans has safely been pulled from the middle of the hudson river by a fishing crew. Captain Thurston Kennedy of the "Clammy Hands" tug boat said this in his statement to our WLWG FM Hip Hop reporter on the scene "We were chugging along nicely when my crew spotted a man in a white chichilla coat and large brim white hat doing the back float in the middle of the river...we went to his aid and pulled him aboard the "Clammy hands"...he mentioned being on a steam boat dance party and a large BANG and when he found himself in the middle of the river the next morning..he exclaimed "Child support cant find my broke a**  *&^%$^ out here" WLWG FM Hip Hop..where the news at!!!!!