Saturday, April 30, 2011

WINNER OF EASTER BONNET CONTEST CAUGHT SLAPPING HOOKERS ON BROADWAY!!!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's New hip hop Station has learned that our celebrity Easter Bonnet Contest winner will be hopping off to Ulster County Jail after the fame and celebrity he acquired for winning this important contest caused him to go down the wrong path. WLWG FM Kingston's new Hip Hop Station will not be offering a large cash prize next year for The Easter Bonnet contest.

Join us this evening as we add some flavor to the Cinco de Mayo Fest with our "Drop it like it's Hot" dancers, bean dip wrestling and participate in our original "Hide the enchilada" contest. WLWG Kingston Hip Hop!!!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

RICK'S RUNNING, 'NO LIMITS' DESPERADO!: SUPER SORE QUADS!

RICK'S RUNNING, 'NO LIMITS' DESPERADO!: SUPER SORE QUADS!

RADIO STATION PRESIDENT BACK IN COUNTY!!!!!!!

WLWG FM RADIO Kingston's new hip hop station President  has found himself again in trouble after an all night melee that ran into the early morning hours in the city of Kingston. The troubled CEO eledgedly lead Kingston police on a wild goose chase through city streets that sent even the most hardened gang members scrambling indoors. The Radio Station president has publicly blamed Derrick Winnie for his capture..insisting the 2004 Honda that eventually siezed up on Greenkill Ave was actually a later model Dodge Dart. When the vehical became immobile the president took to the streets and was finally found in an upstairs attic on Abeel Street where officers found an empty bag of cheesedoodles and followed the orange fingerprints this messy station president left on walls and doornobs and the stairway. WLWG FM Radio has sent it's HIP HOP HOUSEKEEPERS to clean and repaint the white walls. WLWG FM HIP HOP we got news!!

Saturday, April 16, 2011

RADIO STATION PRESIDENT GOES COO COO AT EARLY BIRD SPECIAL !!!!!!

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station would like to apologize for the incident at 4 pm this evening during our Sister station..WLOL AM OLD TIMERS live remote at a popular Kingston Eatery Early Bird Special where our RADIO STATION PRESIDENT filled in for DJ WHIPPERSNAPPER of the AM STATION. We apologize for the mix up and playing of the wrong music.....there was a curvaceous woman carried out on a ham platter drawing gasps from the audience and we will replace the 80th Birthday party cake that "GEORGIOUS GEORGE" jumped out of. We have called Kingston Tree Service to come out to get the underpants out of the tree in front of the establishment.

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station would also like to apologize for the incident at Hannaford plaza where our Radio Station President encouraged members of a self help group to help themselves to fresh fruit, nuts and dried fruit and items at the salad bar with their bare hands and some with feet..the entire produce section, fruit, nut bins and salad bar of uptown Hannaford was devoured. I guess you could say "THEY HELPED THEMSELVES!"

WLWG FM Hip hop!!!!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

DR DAWG SHOW TO BROADCAST LIVE TONIGHT ON THE KINGSTON HIP HOP CHANNEL!!!!!

Tune in tonight as WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station broadcasts the first DR DAWG in the DAWG HOUSE show featuring man on the street interviews and special guests and the much acclaimed  "HELP ME DR DAWG" Advice show call in tonight!!!

PARTY GOER PLUCKED TO SAFETY FROM RIVER BY TUG BOAT!!!!!!!!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station hs learned one of our loyal hip hop fans has safely been pulled from the middle of the hudson river by a fishing crew. Captain Thurston Kennedy of the "Clammy Hands" tug boat said this in his statement to our WLWG FM Hip Hop reporter on the scene "We were chugging along nicely when my crew spotted a man in a white chichilla coat and large brim white hat doing the back float in the middle of the river...we went to his aid and pulled him aboard the "Clammy hands"...he mentioned being on a steam boat dance party and a large BANG and when he found himself in the middle of the river the next morning..he exclaimed "Child support cant find my broke a**  *&^%$^ out here" WLWG FM Hip Hop..where the news at!!!!!

COAST GUARD PUTS END TO HIP HOP STEAM BOAT DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop stations HUDSON VALLEY CRUISES sexy steamy dance party was cut short last night after someone called the coast guard when a dazzling fireworks display turned out to be dynamite. WLWG FM Hip Hop was shocked to buy the DAILY FREEMAN this morning and see they had printed the names of the people who snitched on us and the entire phone conversation on the FRONT PAGE!!! WLWG FM Kingston Hip Hop!!!!