Dummy hanging from helicopter was not a dummy

Thank you for supporting WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station today at our anti drug rally on Cedar street. We are happy to report that Kingston's next mayor is fine and recovering from rope burn. The listeners who were unexpectedly covered in buckets of baby powder have reported euphoria followed by extreme paranoia and one of them has called and texted us 45 times in the last hour. WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station!!