COAST GUARD PUTS END TO HIP HOP STEAM BOAT DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop stations HUDSON VALLEY CRUISES sexy steamy dance party was cut short last night after someone called the coast guard when a dazzling fireworks display turned out to be dynamite. WLWG FM Hip Hop was shocked to buy the DAILY FREEMAN this morning and see they had printed the names of the people who snitched on us and the entire phone conversation on the FRONT PAGE!!! WLWG FM Kingston Hip Hop!!!!