Saturday, April 30, 2011

WINNER OF EASTER BONNET CONTEST CAUGHT SLAPPING HOOKERS ON BROADWAY!!!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's New hip hop Station has learned that our celebrity Easter Bonnet Contest winner will be hopping off to Ulster County Jail after the fame and celebrity he acquired for winning this important contest caused him to go down the wrong path. WLWG FM Kingston's new Hip Hop Station will not be offering a large cash prize next year for The Easter Bonnet contest.

Join us this evening as we add some flavor to the Cinco de Mayo Fest with our "Drop it like it's Hot" dancers, bean dip wrestling and participate in our original "Hide the enchilada" contest. WLWG Kingston Hip Hop!!!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

RICK'S RUNNING, 'NO LIMITS' DESPERADO!: SUPER SORE QUADS!

RICK'S RUNNING, 'NO LIMITS' DESPERADO!: SUPER SORE QUADS!

RADIO STATION PRESIDENT BACK IN COUNTY!!!!!!!

WLWG FM RADIO Kingston's new hip hop station President  has found himself again in trouble after an all night melee that ran into the early morning hours in the city of Kingston. The troubled CEO eledgedly lead Kingston police on a wild goose chase through city streets that sent even the most hardened gang members scrambling indoors. The Radio Station president has publicly blamed Derrick Winnie for his capture..insisting the 2004 Honda that eventually siezed up on Greenkill Ave was actually a later model Dodge Dart. When the vehical became immobile the president took to the streets and was finally found in an upstairs attic on Abeel Street where officers found an empty bag of cheesedoodles and followed the orange fingerprints this messy station president left on walls and doornobs and the stairway. WLWG FM Radio has sent it's HIP HOP HOUSEKEEPERS to clean and repaint the white walls. WLWG FM HIP HOP we got news!!

Saturday, April 16, 2011

RADIO STATION PRESIDENT GOES COO COO AT EARLY BIRD SPECIAL !!!!!!

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station would like to apologize for the incident at 4 pm this evening during our Sister station..WLOL AM OLD TIMERS live remote at a popular Kingston Eatery Early Bird Special where our RADIO STATION PRESIDENT filled in for DJ WHIPPERSNAPPER of the AM STATION. We apologize for the mix up and playing of the wrong music.....there was a curvaceous woman carried out on a ham platter drawing gasps from the audience and we will replace the 80th Birthday party cake that "GEORGIOUS GEORGE" jumped out of. We have called Kingston Tree Service to come out to get the underpants out of the tree in front of the establishment.

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station would also like to apologize for the incident at Hannaford plaza where our Radio Station President encouraged members of a self help group to help themselves to fresh fruit, nuts and dried fruit and items at the salad bar with their bare hands and some with feet..the entire produce section, fruit, nut bins and salad bar of uptown Hannaford was devoured. I guess you could say "THEY HELPED THEMSELVES!"

WLWG FM Hip hop!!!!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

DR DAWG SHOW TO BROADCAST LIVE TONIGHT ON THE KINGSTON HIP HOP CHANNEL!!!!!

Tune in tonight as WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station broadcasts the first DR DAWG in the DAWG HOUSE show featuring man on the street interviews and special guests and the much acclaimed  "HELP ME DR DAWG" Advice show call in tonight!!!

PARTY GOER PLUCKED TO SAFETY FROM RIVER BY TUG BOAT!!!!!!!!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station hs learned one of our loyal hip hop fans has safely been pulled from the middle of the hudson river by a fishing crew. Captain Thurston Kennedy of the "Clammy Hands" tug boat said this in his statement to our WLWG FM Hip Hop reporter on the scene "We were chugging along nicely when my crew spotted a man in a white chichilla coat and large brim white hat doing the back float in the middle of the river...we went to his aid and pulled him aboard the "Clammy hands"...he mentioned being on a steam boat dance party and a large BANG and when he found himself in the middle of the river the next morning..he exclaimed "Child support cant find my broke a**  *&^%$^ out here" WLWG FM Hip Hop..where the news at!!!!!

COAST GUARD PUTS END TO HIP HOP STEAM BOAT DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop stations HUDSON VALLEY CRUISES sexy steamy dance party was cut short last night after someone called the coast guard when a dazzling fireworks display turned out to be dynamite. WLWG FM Hip Hop was shocked to buy the DAILY FREEMAN this morning and see they had printed the names of the people who snitched on us and the entire phone conversation on the FRONT PAGE!!! WLWG FM Kingston Hip Hop!!!!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

BIG FOOT HOSTING STEAM BOAT DANCE PARTY!!!!!

Put your captains hat on and join us tonight on HUDSON RIVER CRUISES as DJ DETECTIVE DIRTY DADDY takes us on a STEAM BOAT DANCE PARTY to Newburgh wih BIG BOY CORNIELIUS at the helm in his white suit and captains hat...WE'RE ALL GOING UP THE RIVER !!!!! Watch our fireworks display as we exit the marina at full speed creating a wake that will "WAKE UP THE DAWGS!!!" WLWG FM Hip Hop Radio !!!!!!!

LARGE PAIR OF FEET STICKING OUT OF MAYORS WINDOW DRAWS CROWD!!!!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station has received reports of a large crowd of onlookers gathered on Deleware Avenue in awe of a pair of very large feet seen resting on a window sill in a upstairs bedroom window. WLWG FM Kingston Hip Hop Helicopters circled the home hoping to crack the story. More at 11. WLWG FM Kingston Hip Hop!!!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

"BIG BOY" SET TO TAKE OVER SUPERINTENDANT OF SCHOOLS POSITION!!!!!!!!

WLWG FM RADIO Kingston's new hip hop station has unleashed one of our stations best kept secrets. Cornielius "BIG BOY" McCarthy, a graduate of UCCC and unreliable historian, has climbed to the top and Kingston Hip Hop supports him as we take education to the next level with our own security team of "BRING EM OUT" Bouncers!!!

WLWG FM HIP HOP FAN PULLS SCREWDRIVER ON DR DAWG TODAY!!!!!!!!

Dr Dawg, Host of Kingston Hip Hop's new radio show, was sent scrambling out of the "Dawg House" today by an angry single mother with a screw driver. Report's confirm she was shouting "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!! Where is my child support!!!" WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station...We got baby mama drama!!

KINGSTON HIP HOP RADIO LAUNCHES TALK SHOW WITH DR DAWG

WLWG FM RADIO Kingston's  new hip hop station has welcomed DR DAWG on board available to take calls 24 hours a day and occasional house calls...Holla at Dr Dawg at the Dawg House today!! WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station!!!!!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

FLY YOUR FREAK FLAG DAY!!!!!!!

Come out one and all as we parade through Kingston today getting Freaky. WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station's parade will be lead by our new President and, include our "Drop it like it's hot" dancers, "Ho Ho Ho Patrol", "Get it from our mama models", "Kickin' in the doors kick boxers" and over 50 feroscious stray dogs available for adoption today...we will end at Kingston Point Beach where our WLWG FM Radio Hip Hop Actors and Actresses will put on a production of "Fondler on the Roof" WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station!!!!

RADIO STATION VICE PRESIDENT IN TROUBLE WITH THE CHURCH!!!!!!

WLWG FM RADIO Kingston's new hip hop station extends it's apologies to Sister Carol and the van full of nuns for the hospital gown mishap yesterday ...in defense of our Vice President... it was VERY windy yesterday. WLWG FM Radio Kingston Hip Hop!!!!!

Monday, April 11, 2011

RADIO STATION VICE PRESIDENT SET TO TAKE OVER BIG SEAT!!!!!!!!!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station is proud to welcome back our Vice President of operations tonight. Thank you to all the WLWG FM Kingston Hip Hop loyal listeners who scaled the walls of Benedictine and distraced the orderlies. Our Vice President is happy to be back to work at Kingston's new hip hop station and says he will take us all 'STRAIGHT TO THE MOON". WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station!!!!!

RADIO STATION PRESIDENT SUSPENDED AFTER ONE DAY BACK!!!!!!

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station has temporarily suspended our CEO and President after he showed up to an important CLEAR CHANNEL board meeting early this morning wearing the dress he had on the night before and big fluffy pink house slippers.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

RADIO STATION PRESIDENT RETURNS TO WORK TODAY!!!

Thank you to the loyal WLWG FM Hip Hop radio listeners who helped sneak our radio station president out of Kingston Detox early this morning. WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Thank you for The wood chipper!!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station is happy to announce the donation of a wood chipper to the station. Join us tomorrow morning on the  Elmendorf Street bridge with the "WLWG FM Drop it like it's hot" dancers as we dangle local politicians above the wood chipper.  WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station !!

Gypsies

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station is not endorsing any blacktopping. We do not repair roofs and we do not do black top. We will not say the last name of this dynamic gypsey organization other then "rhymes with pooper"

WE'RE LUGGING OUT THE LIE DETECTOR TEST

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station will hold Kingston's very first "LIE LIKE THE WIND" contest where contestants get 80 seconds to tell something true...first contestant to tell one true fact will win a cash prize..and YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!! WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station "Droppin it like it's hot" !!!! Contestants with more then one story will be interviewed by KPD following contest.

GETTIN' FREAKY ON FRANKLIN STREET!!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station invites you to join us this evening as the "Drop it like it's hot" dancers "shake their nasty junk" all over the street...Kingston city politicians will show their skills during our WLWG FM Hip Hop feroscious pit bull contest sponsored by Emergency One Walk in Clininc.WLWG FM Radio Kingston's New Hip Hop Station!!

The cabs are here! The cabs are here!

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station exteneds a warning to listeners NOT to get in the "cabs" being sent out to loyal listeners...you will not like the BARS these so called cabs will bring you to. WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station!!

Local politician marches against his will

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station thanks you for the turnout today in celebration of the new Rockefellar laws. The gentleman in the suit and tie being dragged up Broadway and hoisted into the air with a metal bucket on his head was not planned. WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new Hip Hop Station.!! Look for us tonight on Grand Street with "DJ lil screwey" on the ones and twos!

Friday, April 8, 2011

It's T-shirt time!!!!!!

Wear your filthy dirty tattered spagetti stained white t-shirt tonight as WLWG Fm Hip hop Radio "Get's it in" with everyone as we bring back the good old days in the ball field off Greenkill Ave. Come hear the sounds of  "The whites from Henry Street". Drop it like its hot and see what they got! WLWG Fm Kingston's new hip hop station!!

Forty three people hauled off to jail after crumbling Albany Ave overpass

We are so pleased to see the  turn out for the slap boxing contest this evening on Albany Avenue. We were delighted to see the heart and passion shown in the violent feroscious slap boxing contest and it is obvious the people of Kingston have heart. You got heart cuz. We have had to move the event elsewhere as the City of Kingston will be repairing the crumbled bridge and organizing the detours. We love seeing women fighting men and feel it is a great representation of this community. WLWG FM Kingston'as new hip hop station!!!  Avoid Albany Ave..under construction for at least one month,

We're gettin' down on Down's street!

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station invites everyone to a camp out tonight on the old trolley tracks. The "drop it like it's hot" dancers will be dropping it like it's hot all night...take part in Kingston's very first slap boxing contest on top of the Albany Ave overpass at exactly 7 pm when it is busiest....whoever clocks KPD's response the closest will receive a cash prize!!! WLWG RAdio Kingston NY New Hip hop station!!

Dummy hanging from helicopter was not a dummy

Thank you for supporting WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station today at our anti drug rally on Cedar street. We are happy to report that Kingston's next mayor is fine and recovering from rope burn. The listeners who were unexpectedly covered in buckets of baby powder have reported euphoria followed by extreme paranoia and one of them has called and texted us 45 times in the last hour. WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station!!

WLWD FM Hip Hop Anti Drug Hearse is coming to Cedar Street

WLWD FM Kingston's new hop station has declared today anti drug day...we ask the community to join us as we stomp out Cedar street. The "Drop it like it's hot" dancers will do splits in kiddie pools filled with baby powder...listeners who attend will be unespectedly covered in baby powder by The "WLWG FM Radio ho ho ho models" dressed in sexy cop outfits. Come out and get "poofed" on Cedar Street. Candidates for new Mayor will speak at 6. Your #1 Hip Hop Station..WLWG FM RADIO!!

Big juicy rumps

Attention city of Kingston!!! WLWG FM radio Kingston's new hip hop station will be holding a "Throw down your junk" contest right now on the Elmendorf Street Bridge. Contestants can compete in a cat calling contest and whoever gets the most cars to pull over gets to meet the new mayor! SHAKE THAT RUMP, PUMP THAT NASTY JUNK.....WLWD FM Kingston NY's new hip hop station!!!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Shout out to Henry Street

WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop radio station enjoyed our time this evening on Henry Street. In all honesty we have encountered worse people, crime and behavior at the Hudson Vally Mall. Holla at yo thugs WLWG FM !!

Bull tracked down on lower Broadway

The bull who escaped from Broadway Lights Diner earlier was tracked down at a popular eating establishment downtown known for it crab cakes and crabby waitresses. Apparently the bull will be represented by Joe O'Conner, good friend to the station,  who is well trained in representing this type of client. Apparently the other law offiices "wont take no bull" Please know the bull is pre trial...and he is single. So Kingston! WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station!!!

On our way downtown

Apparently, they have "questions" for us. WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station...anyone with an extra coat or blanket please meet the "Drop it like it's hot"  dancers at headquarters..one less charge would be nice this time.

Ignore the yellow tape

WLWG Fm Radio is rockin it righ keepin it tight aight...join us on Henry Street this evening with our "trumped up trampoline" as we see who can junp the highest..whoever makes it to prospect Street will meet the new mayor!

MECHANICAL BULL WAS REAL!!!!!!

We apologize for all the busted tables and china and just pray that KPD gets him before the community does.

Mechanical bull ride at KIngston Diner

Wear your cowboy hat tonight as you step out to the midtown diner where our "Drop it like it's hot" dancers really shake their omle..ttes! Oooh yeah! Each listener may choose one slice of cake served to you by the delightful friendly family owned business.  Employees are not allowed on the bull. WLWD FM Kingstons new Hip Hop Radio!! This establishment has allowed us back after a terrible mishap with "mee ma".... we can't talk about it. .

Payed cash upfront by Springlake Trailer park

We would love to be there for Coot's 24th birthday and 8th grade graduation party. Hannaford is making the cake and the dancers are bringing the shrimp, and he has a lot to say about law enforcement! It's gonna be a big ol mess! WLWG FM Kingston Ny new hip hop station!!!

Stop the hating march

WLWG FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station appreciates all the responses regarding out "Drop it like it's hot" dancers. We are not a professional dance troupe nor do we claim to be. As of recent we have been accused of doing a portrayal of "Michael Jackson's Thriller". This is not true. Despite public opinion our dancers are NOT made up like monsters..in fact most of them dont even own makeup! The dancer in the back that has drawn so much attention from listeners is NOT a werewolf! In fact she was let go due to our waxing policy. The other dancers under public scrutiny are the gentleman in the front....who danced his ass off so hard we had to call an ambulance...He is not DRACULA...and for the record we havent seen him in 4 days  ...and the two zombie look alikes in the front will be back in 28 days. WLWG FM Kingston's New Hip Hop Station!!!

Join us this evening as we march through mid town Kingston looking for haters...haters BEWARE!

LO Mein wrestling on Broadway cancelled

Apparently the kiddie pool of Lo Mein sent an aroma into the neighborhood and we were chased off by a gang of feroscious house pets. The WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station "Drop it like it's hot" dancers will be patroling Kingston today in the pest control van. Shout out to Jerry from Kingston pest control! WLWG FM Kingston NY New hip hop station!

Cha Cha and Chicken Lo Mein!!

Come on out to Hong Fu in Mid town where Cha Cha dancing contest will begin at lunch time followed by our "drop it like it;s hot" dancers getting Down Low in Lo mein..thats right people..for the first time ever we will see hot women wrestling in a kiddie pool filled with CHICKEN LO MEIN!
COme on out and bring tupperware and forks. WLWG FM Kingston' new hip hop radio station about to make a BIG OL MESS!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Everybody is an A hole around here

Just trying to help tie down boats and ofter a hand....what ever went on with "Captain Scully and the mermaids" is none of our business. None of our business have a great night.

Butterscotch...for the top notch

WLWD FM Radio Kingston's new hip hop station will be at Kingston Point for the next hour with a gallon of Butterscotch icecream. The "Drop it like it's hot" dancers will be there to "dip and scoop"

See you at the beach! Support WLWD Fm Radio Kingston's new hip hop station!

Come out to Elmendorf Street

One of the cities forgotten dungeons..many a city official has made the Daily Freeman on this landmark Kingston Street. Todays bank president is tomorrows front page..but that cop was hot..I mean ..come on! Assaults,  stabbings, chokings, bludgeonings are part of the area charm....WLWG FM Hip Hop Radio Kingston's New hip hop station will walk with candles tonight on Elmendorf street....the "Drop it like it's hot" dancers will be there "Droppin it like it's hot"...come on out and support the city....a hot dog booth will be set up on the bridge with bikini ho ho ho patrol models "cookin up the dawgs" and a presentation will be made by candidates for new Mayor at 6.

Thank you for the swift response

We had no idea the fur coats in the trunk of the WLWG FM Kingston's new hip hop station promo car could ignite so quickly. We apologize fot the fireball this afternoon on Broadway. We have no reason to provide receipts now. Keep supporting your favorite station...WLWG FM  Kingston NY Hip Hop!

Good morning WLWD FM Radio citizen dancers!

Meet us for a noon time "Drop it like it's hot" marathon going all day and night...we will begin at 12:05 in front of Gov Clinton and most likely end at the police station by 2. Come out and support your favorite Hip Hop station WLWG FM !

Just Dance

Why are people in Kingston so angry? Our WLWG "outright thug" reporters have observed some very upsetting behavior. Our "Outright thugs" have been cut in line at the deli, beeped and honked at in traffic and tail gated. The "outright thugs" say they have been polite and dismissive in response to this outlandish behavior. They have witnessed littering, cursing and rude behavior and court was not even in session yet. WLWG FM Hip Hop Radio "outright thugs" will be reporting for the station. Please do not throw your bubble gum wrappers at them. If they approach you in an aggressive manner it is probably just for an interview.

DMV BIG WIG SEEN STUMBLING TO CAR OUT OF IRISH PUB

Just because you make the rules.....tisk tisk

Everything we do we do for you

Are you confused..or simply amused.. Whatever you feel know we are here for you...
What's the matter...you think it's a shame...you have only you to blame
We saw you driving..the other day on Broadway..you didnt wave...and the look that you gave..

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Try outs for "Drop it like it's hot" Dancers

Come one come all, come big, come tall..we will meet u at town hall..on the Mayor's desk....wear hot pink!

What up what up yo

You have made the smartest decision in a long time! You just became a part of the Kingston NY Hip Hop underground. You will be privledge to anything and everything here. Consider yourself a "drop it like it's hot ho" from now on thro. We tight now kid. We got u.
Expect to see pictures, crazy but true stories, caught on camera escapades from city officials...consider it the TMZ of your home town...next time you are at that Hillside Manor Gala...you might get a visit from the "Drop it like it's hot dancers".....